Inspired by the various rugby groups that use these same songs for essentially the same reasons.\u00a0 #2 is often used, also, when someone screws up in a rather spectacular fashion, or sometimes just to acknowledge an important, sometimes embarassing, occasion.<\/p>\n
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1) The standard Happy Birthday song, which being copywritten, will not be spelled out.<\/p>\n
followed by<\/p>\n
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2) Why was you born so beautiful? \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Why was you born at all?<\/p>\n
You\u2019re no bloody use to anyone, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You\u2019re no bloody use at all!<\/p>\n
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You ought to be publically pissed on! \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You ought to be publically shot,<\/p>\n
And placed in a public ur-inal, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 And left there to fester and rot!\u00a0 Rot, rot!<\/p>\n
(so lovely, eh?)<\/p>\n
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3) Happy Birthday. Unh!\u00a0 Happy Birthday. Unh! \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 People dying everywhere, death destruction and dispair, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But Happy Birthday.\u00a0 Unh!\u00a0 Happy Birthday.\u00a0 Unh!<\/p>\n
May the cities in your wake burn like candles on your cake. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But Happy\u2026<\/p>\n
Now that you\u2019re the age you are, your demise cannot be far. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But Happy\u2026<\/p>\n
I like children, yes I do.\u00a0 Baked or boiled or in a stew. \u00a0\u00a0 But Happy\u2026<\/p>\n
Now your jail-bait days are done, let\u2019s go out and have some fun. \u00a0\u00a0 But Happy\u2026<\/p>\n
You must sow what you reap \u2013 Kill the women, fuck the sheep! \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But Happy\u2026<\/p>\n
(and this could on ad nauseum).<\/p>\n
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4) Here\u2019s to (insert name here)!\u00a0 Here\u2019s to (same name)!<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s to (same name) (he\u2019s\/she\u2019s) a horse\u2019s ass!<\/p>\n
(He\u2019s\/She\u2019s) the meanest!\u00a0 Sucks on a horse\u2019s penis!<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s to (same name) (he\u2019s\/she\u2019s) a horse\u2019s ass!<\/p>\n
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