A classic bring-down-the-house song!<\/p>\n
Now what are the joys of a single young man? Chorus: And what are the joys of a poor married man? And what are the joys of the poor single maid? And what does the Salvation Army run down? A classic bring-down-the-house song! Now what are the joys of a single young man? Why, boozing, bloody well boozing! And what is he doing whenever he can? Why, boozing, bloody well boozing! You may think I’m wrong or you may think I’m right I’m not going to argue, \u2018cause I know you can fight. But […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":21,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-489","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":492,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/489\/revisions\/492"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWhy, boozing, bloody well boozing!<\/em><\/strong>
\nAnd what is he doing whenever he can?
\nWhy, boozing, bloody well boozing!<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou may think I’m wrong or you may think I’m right
\nI’m not going to argue, \u2018cause I know you can fight.
\nBut what do you think we are doing tonight?
\nWhy, boozing, bloody well boozing!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\n\u00a0Boozing, boozing, just you and I<\/em><\/strong>
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Boozing, boozing, when we are dry.<\/em><\/strong>
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Some do it openly, some on the sly<\/em><\/strong>
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0But we all are bloody well boozing!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong>
\nAnd what is he doing whenever he can?
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong>
\nHe comes home at night and he gives his wife all
\nThen he goes out a-shopping, makes many a call
\nBut what brings him home hanging on to the wall?
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong>
\nAnd what is she doing when she\u2019s not getting laid?
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong>
\nShe comes to the pub and she sucks down the beers,
\nThen some shaggy fellow, he starts acting queer.
\nBut what makes him end up buying all of her beer?
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong>
\nAnd what are they banning in every town?
\nWhy..<\/em><\/strong>
\nThe stand on street corners, they rant and they shout!
\nThey shout about things they know nothing about\u2026
\nBut what are they doing when the lights are turned out?
\nWhy\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"