{"id":6586,"date":"2025-10-02T13:19:41","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T17:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/?page_id=6586"},"modified":"2025-10-02T13:19:41","modified_gmt":"2025-10-02T17:19:41","slug":"connie-the-connecticut-serpent","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/?page_id=6586","title":{"rendered":"Connie the Connecticut Serpent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Composed by Jos. Morneault. <strong>\u00a9 22 Mar 2025\u00a0 All Rights Reserved.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6588\" style=\"width: 502px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6588\" class=\"wp-image-6588 \" src=\"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/The-Hartford-Courant-1897.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"492\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/The-Hartford-Courant-1897.jpg 740w, https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/The-Hartford-Courant-1897-300x221.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/The-Hartford-Courant-1897-624x460.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6588\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Hartford Courant 1897<\/p><\/div>\n<p>In March of 2025, I was challenged by, Elizabeth D. Kaeser, the director of the <a href=\"https:\/\/ctrivermuseum.org\/\">Connecticut River Museum<\/a>, to compose a song, which &#8220;must be child-friendly,&#8221; regarding a little-known CT River cryptid.\u00a0 I am not known for &#8220;children&#8217;s songs&#8221;, but I gave it a go along with some input by some of my music followers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It was first seen,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.strange-new-england.com\/2017\/10\/09\/the-connecticut-river-serpent\/\"> according to historical record<\/a>, on 8 Sep 1886 by two gents rowing a skiff near Cromwell, CT, a little north of Middletown, CT on the river. Early that morning, they were bumped by something that then hit the little craft harder, launching it a bit out of the water, and as it came back down, the two men landed in the bottom of the boat. Peering over the side in some shock, they witnessed turbulent water and a long neck upon which sat a &#8220;big black head&#8221; some ten feet over the surface, with &#8220;eyes as big as small plates&#8221;, and a long body twisting back and away in the water. They rowed pell mell for shore for help, but no one could see this creature, it having presumably submerged.<\/p>\n<p>This creature was apparently seen again several times of the next couple of years, with some accounts of varying believability, before it seems to have decided that the CT River simply had too much traffic to stick around. I&#8217;ve held the thought that perhaps it is one and the same as other sightings in other rivers or bays, or perhaps they&#8217;re related&#8230; Anyway, <em>this<\/em> one was given the &#8220;pet&#8221; name of Connie, presuming that it was female, and only recently has the legend &#8220;resurfaced&#8221;; the Connecticut River Museum recounts the tale, has plushie Connies for sale, and a book on local cryptids that includes a chapter on Connie. There are no stories of harm having been done by, and therefore, the legend has come to be embraced almost as a mascot.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Jos. Morneault<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6587 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Connie-music.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Connie-music.png 491w, https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Connie-music-300x136.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\"><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh, I\u2019ve heard the tale of the great white whale and New Haven\u2019s Flying Dutchman.<br \/>\nOf a mermaid fair with a comb in her hair and of Canton\u2019s headless horseman.<br \/>\nBut it\u2019s news to me, though I live near the scene, and I\u2019ve friends who claim accordant.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s share the fable \u2018round the supper table of Connie the Connecticut serpent.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em><strong>Of all the fish you could ever wish to see in the river current,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>There\u2019s none compare to our dear friend; \u2018tis Connie the Connecticut Serpent<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She spends her time with family in the deep and cool Atlantic.<br \/>\nHer sister is Cassie of Casco Bay, and her auntie is Loch Ness Nessie.<br \/>\nWhen the weather is warm she has a mind to swim to her favourite inlet.<br \/>\nTo sip her tea with a manatee and dine at the Griswold Inn.<\/p>\n<p>She lingers a while in Essex to see the River Museum\u2019s exhibits.<br \/>\nAnd hums along with her favourite songs at the local Sea Music Festival.<br \/>\nThen makes her way up river and waves at the children playing<br \/>\nAlong the bank at Haddam Neck then darts under boats a-sailing.<\/p>\n<p>While swimming with a school of friends, the shad, her nose it caught a sniffle<br \/>\nHer head hit the bottom of a rowing boat; she paused to make the civil.<br \/>\nTwo men, they screamed, and Connie likewise; she quickly swam away!<br \/>\nThey rowed their boat to the shore in fright, but she more scared than they!<\/p>\n<p>So all you boatsmen should you go up Connecticut River sporting<br \/>\nTo catch your quota of strip-ed bass, or catfish, sometimes sturgeon,<br \/>\nTake care to keep one eye on your boat; t\u2019other on the water surface,<br \/>\nFor if you\u2019re spry you might just spy Connie the Connecticut serpent!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Similar story&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fye8GjUZDg0?si=QctC6x5e6UkYT0p9\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Composed by Jos. Morneault. \u00a9 22 Mar 2025\u00a0 All Rights Reserved. In March of 2025, I was challenged by, Elizabeth D. Kaeser, the director of the Connecticut River Museum, to compose a song, which &#8220;must be child-friendly,&#8221; regarding a little-known CT River cryptid.\u00a0 I am not known for &#8220;children&#8217;s songs&#8221;, but I gave it a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":21,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6586","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6589,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6586\/revisions\/6589"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}