{"id":1988,"date":"2014-04-20T15:57:04","date_gmt":"2014-04-20T19:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2014-04-20T16:16:53","modified_gmt":"2014-04-20T20:16:53","slug":"avoiding-your-local-portholes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/?p=1988","title":{"rendered":"Avoiding Your Local Portholes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Easter Sunday &#8211; morning news yielded this report &#8211;&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wfsb.com\/story\/25292177\/man-gets-stuck-in-port-hole-at-bar-in-essex\" target=\"_blank\">Man Gets Stuck in Porthole at Bar in Essex<\/a>. Lesson to be learned&#8230; Evacuated via properly labeled exits to protect your girth&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Aside from our regular Monday appearances, you have two more opportunities to come sing with us in the coming month.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>9 May &#8211; Friday<\/strong>.\u00a0 From 8:30 &#8211; 10:30, Rick Spencer and Joseph Morneault as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catfeather.com\/LongSplice.html\" target=\"_blank\">LongSplice<\/a> will be providing some historical colour in the tap room; mostly ballads and performed songs instead of the chanteys and call-and-response songs you&#8217;re familiar with on Mondays.<\/li>\n<li><strong>10 May &#8211; Saturday<\/strong> (the very next night).\u00a0 The Jovial Crew will give a command performance from 8p &#8211; 11p in our usual taproom.\u00a0 We <em>really<\/em> encourage you to come join us&#8230; and if you have any historical garb a-la- RevWar through War of 1812, please feel encouraged to put it on for the evening!\u00a0 We&#8217;re to host a bunch of reenactors and give them a serious taste of our Monday night flavour!\u00a0 Pass the word!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Patriotic-Sailor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1991\" alt=\"Patriotic Sailor\" src=\"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Patriotic-Sailor-239x300.jpg\" width=\"239\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Patriotic-Sailor-239x300.jpg 239w, https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Patriotic-Sailor.jpg 396w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Easter Sunday &#8211; morning news yielded this report &#8211;&gt; Man Gets Stuck in Porthole at Bar in Essex. Lesson to be learned&#8230; Evacuated via properly labeled exits to protect your girth&#8230; Aside from our regular Monday appearances, you have two more opportunities to come sing with us in the coming month. 9 May &#8211; Friday.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1992,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions\/1992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thejovialcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}