Coming ’round the Mountain

Coming ‘round the Mountain, as we sing it, is a classic result of what happens when a rugby team drinks and gets a hold of your traditional songs.  Not for children!

 

 

Gothic She’ll be coming ‘round the mountain when she comes.   If she comes.
She’ll be coming ‘round the mountain when she comes.   If she comes.
She’ll be coming ‘round the mountain. Coming ‘round the mountain.
Coming ‘round the mountain when she comes.   If she comes.

Chorus after each verse:

Singing!
I will, if you will, so will I!  So will I!
Singing!
I will, if you will, so will I!  So will I!
Singing!
I will if you will.  I will if you will.
I will, if you will, so will I!  So will I!

She’ll be wearing pink pajamas when she comes.  If she comes!
She’ll be wearing pink pajamas when she comes.  If she comes!
She’ll be wearing pink pajamas.  Wearing pink pajamas.
Wearing pink pajamas when she comes.  If she comes!

Oh, she’ll wet her pink pajamas when she comes.  When she comes!
Oh, she’ll wet her pink pajamas when she comes.  When she comes!
Oh, she’ll wet her pink pajamas.  Wet her pink pajamas.
Wet her pink pajamas when she comes.  When she comes!

Oh, she’s got a lovely titi-vating smile. Nice smile!
Oh, she’s got a lovely titi-vating smile. Nice smile!
Oh, she’s got a lovely titi.  Got a lovely titi.
Got a lovely titi-vating smile. Nice smile!

Oh, she’s got a lovely pussy willow bush.  Nice bush!
Oh, she’s got a lovely pussy willow bush.  Nice bush!
Oh, she’s got a lovely pussy.  Got a lovely pussy.
Got a lovely pussy willow bush.  Nice bush!

Oh, she’s got a lovely beaver colored coat.  Nice coat!
Oh, she’s got a lovely beaver colored coat.  Nice coat!
Oh, she’s got a lovely beaver.  Got a lovely beaver.
Got a lovely beaver colored coat.  Nice coat!

Oh, she’s got a lovely bottom set of teeth.  Nice teeth!
Oh, she’s got a lovely bottom set of teeth.  Nice teeth!
Oh, she’s got a lovely bottom. Got a lovely bottom.
Got a lovely bottom set of teeth.  Nice teeth!

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Oh he’s got a lovely cocker spaniel dog.  Nice dog!
Oh he’s got a lovely cocker spaniel dog.  Nice dog!
Oh he’s got a lovely cocker.  Got a lovely cocker.
Got a lovely cocker spaniel dog.  Woof! Woof!

Oh he’s got a lovely pepper pickled pecker. Nice pecker!
Oh he’s got a lovely pepper pickled pecker. Nice pecker!
Oh he’s got a lovely pecker.  Got a lovely pecker.
Got a lovely pepper pickled pecker. Nice pecker!

Oh he’s got a great big hard on his big sloop.  Nice sloop!
Oh he’s got a great big hard on his big sloop.  Nice sloop!
Oh he’s got a great big hard.  Got a great big hard on.
Got a great big hard on his big sloop.  Nice sloop!

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7 thoughts on “Coming ’round the Mountain

    1. JosMorn Post author

      Ya know, we do too! I don’t know why I hadn’t included it in the verses… I’ll correct that, thank you, Robert!

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  1. Geordie Muffin

    The other verses we sang as kids and followed after the equivalent ones above were, I’d like to feel her pussy willow bush, stroke her beaver coloured coat and pinch her bottom set of teeth

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  2. Geordie Muffin

    Jos, there was also a verse about a country estate, but that probably wouldn’t go down well in mixed company!

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